quotes for a new year.

1. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve,

when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

2. Cheers to a new year and another chance

for us to get it right.

3. The only way to spend New Year's Eve is

either quietly with friends or in a

brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends

and people pair off, someone is bound to

be left in tears.

4. “Another fresh new year is here .

. .

Another year to live!

To banish worry, doubt, and fear,

To love and laugh and give!

This bright new year is given me

To live each day with zest . . .

To daily grow and try to be

My highest and my best!

I have the opportunity

Once more to right some wrongs,

To pray for peace, to plant a tree,

And sing more joyful songs!”

5. One resolution I have made, and try

always to keep, is this: To rise above

the little things.

6. Of all sound of all bells... most solemn

and touching is the peal which rings out

the Old Year.

7. “An optimist stays up until

midnight to see the new year in. A

pessimist stays up to make sure the old

year leaves.”

8. Be at war with your vices; at peace with

your neighbors, and let every new year

find you a better man.

9. It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't

have regrets.

10. I'm a little bit older, a little bit

wiser, a little bit rounder, but still

none the wiser.